It’s been almost one year, Santa, since you last heard from
me; I hope you still remember who I am, because I’ve composed a very detailed
Christmas wishlist of all the presents I’m hoping you’ll bring me this
Christmas! :D
(1)
BOOKS! Yes, despite me being such a pathetically slow
reader now (it takes me almost one entire month to read one book, compared to
the like twenty-four I’d plough through each month, before my disabling brain
injury ><) but I subscribe to several e-newsletters from various book sites;
every time they e-mail me a catalogue, my Xmas wishlist grows larger by several
books! My favourite genres are fantasy, science fiction and historical fiction,
but hey, I’m willing to give anything bar Mills and Boon a crack. If you’re
thinking of buying me a book for Christmas but don’t know what I’d like, e-mail
me and I’ll send you the whole long list I’ve collected since after my birthday
this year! :D
(2)
Pet: okay, ever since poor Silver and Bronze (my two goldfish
from Pole’s family birthday back for my twenty-first birthday) passed away
around July 2008 sometime, in every birthday and Christmas wishlist after that
I have asked for two more goldfish. None have arrived; I understand that’s
probably because I mistakenly murdered them by not providing them with enough
warmth! So if anyone is willing to buy me two more pet goldfish, please also
buy me a heater so I can regulate the water temperature in which they swim
with. Barring that, Luke Mac Court,
the onus is on you to bring me a pet rock! When you first told me about them, I
honestly thought you were trying to pull my leg, but a quick Google search
revealed that there are actually entire WEBPAGES devoted to pet rocks! If you
somehow do manage to bring me a pet rock for Christmas, please remember that
he’ll need a face, like this :o). Remember, the nose is all-important!
(3)
Teddy bear: Yes, an item that appears on every birthday
wishlist and every Christmas wishlist I create without fail. Each and every
single teddy I have is named, and yes, all are loved. :o)
(4)
Minion-related items: I believe everyone who knows me
knows of my total obsession with the Despicable Me minions! Donna Bella Baker,
you are exempt from getting me a Christmas present this year because you’ve
already offered to take me out to see the minion movie coming out in GOLD
CLASS! I’ve never seen anything gold class before and am therefore ridiculously
excited; everyone else, I’d love anything minion related!! :D
(5)
Phone sticker: will somebody returning to Hong
Kong over the holidays get me this, please? See, I had an awesome
blue cover over my phone, to which Joey had brought me back an Amish minion
named Tim sticker from overseas for; unfortunately the cover broke and mother
dumped it, sticker and all! My poor phone now is not only lacking a cover, but
he has no name! >< XD
(6)
Cereal: you know, having Weetbix nearly every morning
during spring and summer can get quite boring! Could someone either get me a
pack of fun cereal (it’s like eight little single serves of different cereal),
or a box of that Milo Duo cereal? Actually, didn’t Nesquik put out a box of
cereal too? I’d like to try that, please!
Teehee, I know I said I had a
very long and detailed wishlist for you to fill, Santa, but that whole long
list that I had written was actually just all the books I encountered during my
reading all those e-newsletters from random bookstores! XD In that case, Santa,
I’ll keep this Christmas short and sweet, but I’m reserving the right to extend
it should any other interesting items present themselves over December before
Christmas arrives! Now please send forth all your Christmas elves (i.e. my
Facebook friends XD) and go and secure me Christmas presents!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. I’ve changed my mind: Donna,
will you please get me a Christmas present too? The minion movie doesn’t come
out until like June 2015, so I’ll exempt you from having to buy me a birthday
present! ;)
P.P.S. next post here … prolly my
Xmas Greetings to everyone, due out on the 11th. Until then~
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