Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Birthday Wishlist 2015



Eep, apologies! My birthday wishlist was due out March the 1st, but what with me battling off a random cold (I sounded like I’d eaten nothing but frogs for days XD), me finally starting a paid job that I can do sitting down (alas, I’ve been an absolutely bloody useless telemarketer so far; I’m just hoping I get my first pay check and can shout four people out for dinner before I get the sack! XD) and mother returning to Hong Kong to visit her family, I honestly haven’t had any time to pen down a detailed list of what I’m hoping I’ll get for my birthday this year!
But late’s better than never, so here goes!
(1)           Pet – ever since poor Silver and Bronze passed away in the winter of 2008, I’ve asked for two more pet goldfish. Yes, I will admit to involuntary manslaughter; I didn’t know that goldfish were that fragile they needed a heater to keep them warm in winter! Alas, I seem to have been deemed untrustworthy to handle any more live pets, so the onus is now on you, Luke Mac Court, to bring me a pet rock! When you first told me about them, I thought you were pulling my leg, but when I randomly Googled ‘pet rock’, I was amazed to discover literally dozens of pages on pet rocks! You ruined my Christmas when you didn’t bring me one, Luke; I’m hoping you’ll make up for that by bringing me a minion themed pet rock (like you offered) for my birthday later this month! Please don’t ruin another celebratory occasion for me. XD
(2)           minion bed – Effie, I’m leaving this one for you to get me! When you first showed me this on Facebook, I was like, I WANT ONE!! The only thing is, though: do minion beds come in king single sizes? Because the picture you showed me looks like a queen sized bed at least, but my bed’s only king single, and I doubt you can fit a queen sized bed into my little room! As for everyone else, you know I totally love all things minion-related, so just get me any minion-themed item, please! :D Oh, Donna Bella Baker, I almost forgot: you are exempt from having to get me a birthday present if you are really promising to take me to see the minion movie in GOLD CLASS when it comes out in like June this year! I’ve never seen anything in gold class before, so I’m nearly exploding with excitement at the very thought!! XD
(3)           Movies – I’m actually after three movie DVDs. (1) Divergent – I read the first book for the sci-fi and fantasy month at book club last year, and really loved it! An awesome book club lady gifted me with the whole trilogy the next month, and when I heard they’d been made into a movie format, I really wanted to see it! (2) Ender’s Game – back in 2002, when all my fellow grade ten peers attending Redeemer Lutheran College had to read Ender’s Game by Orson Scott Card, it was only natural that I grab myself a copy to read also; surprisingly, I loved it! Nowadays, every fortnight, when I hit Garbo with a carer/life coach/support worker/whatever you call them now XD, part of my routine is to walk to the library and grab myself a book to read for one hour. I usually grab one by Card, coz ‘c’ is near the beginning of the alphabet and I don’t have to walk too far to grab a book! XD so yes, I’d like that movie, please! (3) Minions – again, Donna Bella Baker, are you really fair dinkum about taking me to see the minion movie in GOLD CLASS?? What if the cinemas don’t offer it in gold class?? ><
(4)           books! Like I’ve mentioned in like every wishlist where I’m hoping people will shower me with presents, I’m always after more books to read! True, my reading speed’s pathetic to what it used to be pre-brain injury, but I still sign up for several e-newsletters from random bookstores, and every time I receive an update, my current wishlist grows by several volumes! However, I think I’ll just limit my wishlist to two books this time around; other than that, my favourite generes are fantasy, science fiction and historical fiction; I’ll try read any from that genre! (1) Fifty Shades of Grey – yes, I realise this one’s an adult rated book and things may get quite raunchy, but I’m turning twenty-eight (late twenties, eep!) and surely I’m mature enough to deal with stuff like that! Besides, it was so popular, it’s been made into a television show! (2) The Great Zoo of China – during high school/my brief university education, I discovered Matthew Reilly! He’s really exciting, and I’d love to read this newest book of his!
(5)           Teddy – same as with books, included in every present wishlist I write is a teddy bear! Every single one of my teddies are loved, and each has a name, although I will sheepishly confess to owning two/three John Does, meaning I have two/three teddies I don’t remember giving a name to. XD But yes, one can never have enough stuffed toys! <3
Well, considering it’s only been three months since my last wishlist and also the fact that it’s come several days late, I’d better end this wishlist with just five items. Now go forth, everyone, and secure me birthday presents!! :D
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Next post here … well, if nothing post-worthy comes up over the next week or so, you probably won’t hear from me again until I recount how I spent my birthday this year. But seeing as I didn’t tell the tale of how I spent my birthday last year until almost six months later, who knows what I’ll write next?? XD
P.P.S. oh, one more thing! Mother, PLEASE COME BACK TO BRISBANE IN TIME TO CELEBRATE MY BIRTHDAY WITH ME!! I keep having this dreadful thought that something will come up while you’re in hong kong, and I’ll haveta spend my special day all by my lonesome self … >< XD

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