Heylo, Santa! It’s been nearly one whole year since you last
heard from me; hope you’ve had a solid yearlong rest from your epic Christmas
present delivery last year and am/are all ready to go again! Unsure why last
year you only left me *two* presents under the Christmas tree (I already
reminded dad back in November last month to
please setup the Christmas tree
by Dec. 1st since I needed to decorate it; unsure what’s he’s been
busy with and still hasn’t unpacked it
from the garage yet but I’ll keep pestering
him to!) but seriously, would three/even five presents be too greedy for me to
ask for? Like, I’m not like the spoilt brat Dudley Dursley was who threatened
to throw some epic tantrum until he got like thirty-eight presents for his
birthday but come on, Santa; get your act together! XD Here's what I’m hoping
you’ll bring me this year:
(1)
Books – books will always be the first thing I ask
for in any wishlist. I’ve been an avid reader ever since I learnt how to read
and will happily spend a few hours with my nose buried in a book if given the
chance. It matters not how shamefully and pathetically slowly I read post brain
injury; the cruel and unfaithful God has taken away so much from me already and
I’ll be damned before I’ll let Him take away my love of reading, too! >< My
favourite genres are fantasy, science fiction and historical fiction but I’m willing
to give anything aside from Mills And Boon a crack. XD Oh, it’s been just over
a quarter-CENTURY since I graduated from primary school (1999) but one series
of books I really loved reading was the Black Stallion series by Walter Farley!
Could someone please get that for me to reread??
(2)
Teddy - another item that features in both my
wishlists every year. Every teddy I have is loved and all are named, even
though I will sheepishly admit to having one teddy called John Doe and another
called John Doe2 since I can’t remember who I got them from! XD Bears are the
quintessential teddy but I also love collecting unique ones; for instance, the
teddy that currently keeps me company in bed every night is a BUBBLE TEA
plushie! Squishmallows are cool too~ Actually, could someone please teach me
what Squishmallows are called in Canto?
(3)
Pet – yes, I’m forever guilty of the
manslaughter of poor Silver and Bronze; I honestly was ignorant of the fact
that goldfish are so pathetic that they need a heater in their tank to keep
their water warm enough for existence lest they freeze to death! But they went to heaven all
the way back in 2008 and come 2025, surely, I can be trusted with two more
goldfish again? Just make sure their fishtank comes with a heater, please! Other
than that: Luke MacCourt, I’m still WAITING for my PET ROCK! When you first
told me about them years ago, I thought you were pulling my leg but when I went
home and randomly Googled ‘pet rocks’ I actually found several WEBPAGES devoted
to them! Like, you don’t need to give them food/water like you would with live
pets but you can give them stuff like different textures to rest on! Luke, I know
you’re really busy being a dad and all that and Liam, I’m not sure why you told
me to let the matter drop, since I’m still after a pet for Christmas so hurry
up and get your act together, lads!! XD
(4)
Minions – surely everyone who knows me only slightly
will be aware of my complete obsession with these small, yellow,
jellybean-shaped dumbarsed creatures but I honestly can’t get enough of them;
even all the littlies from BCAC (my home church) no, the entire church congregation’s
prolly aware of my besotted infatuation with them, so more Minions for
Christmas please! BA-NA-NA!!! :D
(5)
Frosties – it’s my belief that every wishlist
requires at least one food item. Sticking with my favourite box of unhealthy cereal
here: someone please bring me a big box of Frosties! Mother only gives me
healthy cereals like All-Bran, Special K and Weet-Bix but I need some way to
achieve my sugar high! XD Anything with chocolate also can’t be wrong! Please just
remember that I have a nut allergy and
will EXPLODE upon any consumption of nuts (well, thankfully the exploding part’s
an exaggeration but the nut allergy’s
real >< XD)
(6)
Bubble Wrap – usually I like saying since small
things (jewels) amuse small minds (me XD) I have always loved playing
Bejewelled. Another small thing I like’s bubble wrap; will someone please bring
me a big sheet so I can just sit one afternoon and happily pop away?? Better
yet, wrap me some fragile, expensive present inside sheets of bubble wrap; that
way, I’ll get to enjoy both the present and the bubble wrap! XD
Lol I’ve only asked for six
things but have already run outta things I’m hoping you’ll bring me, Santa! XD
Perhaps hopefully that makes me not too overly materialistic? Well, I reserve the right to add to this
wishlist as December continues! Actually more than actual presents (things) I’d
much rather catchup with people over a meal (the way to my heart’s through my stomach; feed me and I’ll love you forever XD) but for
some strange reason I have odd parents (especially mother) who try their hardest
to keep me socially isolated by denying me permission to contact anyone and
seeing are they free for a meal together to celebrate Christmas? In that case,
the onus is on you, dear reader: please contact me (Facebook Messenger’s prolly
the easiest way to reach me since I rarely get mobile access unless I’m out)
and say sth like haven’t caught up this year; let’s do lunch/dinner/whatever
together!
Clear as mud? XD Everyone
disperse and get me multiple Christmas presents!
Cheers,
Em. ^^
P.S. Next post here … prolly my Xmas Greetings, although I really need to get a post out about how it’s been fifteen years since my most beloved maternal grandmother went up to heaven to live with God forever; anyhow, until then~
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