megamind2

-wow, nobody's found any goofs in megamind yet! here's just the memorable quotes, then:
-Megamind: I had a fairly standard childhood. My parents couldn't wait to get me out of the house...
[Just before a planet is pulled into a black hole, a couple places their child in a rocket ship and prophesize greatness in his future]
Megamind: It was a high expectation to place on an eight-day old...
[Just as the rocket ship leaves, another planet that gets pulled into the hole sends off their own rocket ship, and the two collide with each other and race to Earth]
Megamind: It turned out a family in the Proxima quadrant had the same idea. That was when I met Mr Goody-Two-Shoes, and our glorious rivalry was born!
-[first lines]
Megamind: Here's my day so far: went to jail, lost the girl of my dreams and got my butt kicked pretty good. Still, things could be a lot worse. Oh, that's right... I'm falling to my death. Guess they can't.
-[from trailer]
Megamind: This will be the last you ever see of... Roxanne Ritchi! Huh?
Metro Man: Don't panic, Roxy... I'm on my way!
Roxanne Ritchi: I'm not panicking.
Megamind: [smirking] You have to find her first, Metro Man!
Roxanne Ritchi: We're at the coastline observatory!
Megamind: No, no! Don't listen to her!
-[from trailer]
Roxanne Ritchi: Your plans never work, you're SOOO predictable!
Megamind: You call THIS predictable?
[pulls a lever]
Roxanne Ritchi: Alligators, yeah, mm-hmm. I was thinking about it on the way over...
Megamind: Booyah!
[brings down a gauntlet of blades]
Roxanne Ritchi: Juvenile!
Megamind: So scary...
[activites a cycle of spiked boots]
Roxanne Ritchi: Seen it!
Megamind: [brings up a chainsaw] This one's kind of...
Roxanne Ritchi: Tacky!
Megamind: [frantic] What's this one do?
[unleashes a flamethrower]
Roxanne Ritchi: Garish!
[Megamind breaks down]
Roxanne Ritchi: The spider's new.
Megamind: Spider?
[sees a spider hanging in front of Roxanne]
Megamind: Uh... Yeah, the spiiiider. Even the smallest bite from... "arachnis deadlius"... will instantly paralyze...
[Roxanne blows the spider into MegaMind's eye]
Megamind: Aargh! Get it off!
-Hal: [to Roxanne] I've been watching you, like a dingo watches a human baby...
-Hal: Who are you?
Megamind: [disguised as Jor-El] I'm like your space dad.
Hal: And who are you?
Minion: I'm like your space stepmom!
[Hal shudders]
-[from trailer]
Megamind: All men must choose between two paths. Good is the path of honour, friends and family. Evil... well, it's just cooler. Hit it!
-Bernard: This is the worst day of my life.
Minion: No worries, this forget-me-stick will help.
[Hits Bernard on the head with the forget-me-stick]
-Metro Man: [to Megamind] You're gonna have to be the hero now.
-Titan: This town isn't big enough for two supervillains!
Megamind: Oh, you're a villain all right, just not a SUPER one!
Titan: Oh yeah? What's the difference?
Megamind: Presentation!
-Megamind: Minion, if I live, I will kill you!
-Roxanne Ritchi: Please don't do this. I know there's still good in you, Hal.
Titan: You're so naive, Roxy. You see the good in everyone, even when it's not there. You're living a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny. There is no Tooth Fairy. There is no Queen of England. This is the real world, and you need to wake up!
-Megamind: Bad guys don't save the day, and they don't get the girl...
-Megamind: [happily] We're gonna die!
Minion: [laughing then stops] Wait, what?
-[from trailer]
Megamind: [as child] Sometimes, it felt like it was just Minion and me, against the world...
-[from trailer]
Megamind's Father: [last words to his son] You are destined for...
[the ship closes and takes off]
Megamind: [narrating] What? Destined for what? I didn't quite catch that last part!
-[from trailer]
Lady Scott: Our baby can fly!
Lord Scott: [reading his paper] Yes, yes, nothing but the best for you, darling...

[from trailer]
Megamind's Mother: Here is your minion. He will look after you.
Megamind's Father: And here's your binky!
-[from trailer]
Lady Scott: A baby!
[holds infant Metro Man in her hands]
Lord Scott: [reading his paper] Yes, yes, I saw it in the store and thought you'd love it.
-Metro Man: We all know how this ends: with you behind bars!
Megamind: Oooh, I'm shaking in my custom baby seal leather boots!
-Minion: Boss, I think this is a bad idea...
Megamind: [extracting Metro Man's essence] Yes, a very wickedly BAD idea for the greater GOOD of man!
Minion: But I'm saying it's a "bad" bad... okay, it's a good idea from your "bad" perception, but from a "good" point of view, it's just plain bad...
Megamind: Oh, you don't know what's good for man!
-all in all, an awesome movie! only thing: the 'minion' from 'despicable me' was cuter. :P
cheers,
em. ^^